Dear Berrics,

Merry Christmas, sirs. Bless us with your Shane O'Neil bonanza but make sure you spend the day of giving squatting on youtube removing uploaded versions so you get more Christmas traffic. Why, oh why on sweet Earth, would one upload such a flash video to another flash video site?

I'll tell you why, Steve Berra. You greedy fuck. Because your site loads shit slow as fuck, not to mention I'm sick and tired of Stereo and DVS advertisements, and I absolutely cannot take it when your dumb needle of a progress marker on the timeline doesn't show up and I can't rewind something ridiculous and it has to buffer ALL OVER AGAIN. Plus that ploy for kids money that takes you straight to the fucking canteen when you try to even log into the site today unless you're smart and scroll past the tremendous ad. Pathetic. I Thought I should feel bad for flying off the handle on Christmas day and cursing on a blog, but you're seriously begging for kids' money like a damn bum. Seriously, pathetic.

Thank you Eric Koston for not being the grubby tool Steve Berra has become. I worship you in reverance. Not to mention, you don't manufacture kicker ramps to put up to a loading dock so you can skate a flatbar you put in place for a pro part. Or carry around flatbars and bolt them into the ground, or fridges painted to look like a famous sign, but much smaller.

Suck it, Steve Berra.

Oh, and for the readers:



enjoy a FREE and actually more enjoyable clip, an actual part courtesy of CJ Tambornino, formerly underlooked because of Torgy's part in Boondoggle. Observe the flawless kickflip front crook in perfect harmony with nollie 540 flips, nollie cab sabu flips, nollie cab double big flips, nollie 360 inward heels down sets, nollie backside bigspin kickflips (P-Rod and Gallant-exclusives), and other kinds of rare and beautiful trickery, including some delightfully incorrect no-complies that still get the job done and look decidedly awesome regardless of the hop-and-pop execution.

Merry Christmas world!!!!!

Except you, Berra.